"I'd rather have such stones flowing down my urinal track rather than to the place where it says evolve under the first ancient egg." I don't think we need any more context

He doesn't look very bear like

Average Trump voter, courtesy of the New York Times

OP gets a tan

redneck dominated hellhole that elected a bobble heading

I love me some gorilla soufflée

Well I'll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid.

A pay wall...

Homophobic kkk leader arrested for having sex with cross-dressing black male prostitute

Hangzhou Zoo: Our sun bears are real, not humans in disguise

"a sadistic femboy in a kuro-lolita dress injecting drugs into the cock of an abused, quadruple amputee femboy"