Woah, woah. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies

Out of the way, you!

Marge, you're making a fool of yourself!

Gather around people. 😄

I have more sympathy for Bart now…

Any plans for summer?

Hi, looking for something that beats the hobo life. Any advice?

Just gotta put my shoes on.

Chalkboard gags that ain't got no negatives?

By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her

What's your favorite scene involving cars?