HE SAYS THE CROTCH WEARS OUT TOO FAST

you don't win friends with salad

“Avoision? It’s a crime. Look it up”

When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians, you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love, and loving serenity.

is $pringfield the best episode?

Tonight! On MacGuyver!

How do you do it Homer? How do you silence that little voice that says "think"?

So I guess it’s implied that Herman and Zed were gonna rape Snake, Chief Wiggum, and possibly Kirk?

You know, Homer...

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em! "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say...Now, where were we?

Woah, woah. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies