Where he died I shall live… in his apartment

Hey, I'm gonna go toss the virtual salad

I’ve designed a new plane.

How was this supposed to work?

Happy Birthday, Brian McGee

HE SAYS THE CROTCH WEARS OUT TOO FAST

you don't win friends with salad

“Avoision? It’s a crime. Look it up”

When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians, you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love, and loving serenity.

is $pringfield the best episode?

Tonight! On MacGuyver!