My pizza cutter broke on my pizza.

Burnt my face while making caramel now I look stupid

What about it?

My mom was making caramel, she asked me to watch it. I took the spatula out off the pan, put my finger to taste it and burnt my finger. It was so painful that I accidentally waved my hand upon my face and put some caramel on my face. This was three days ago and I look stupid. Lesson learned.

In the span of 2 hours I had my bike rip my pants, a nail go though my bike tire and my kickstand randomly break

This Car at the Wacken Festival

Got food poisoning on holiday, now I can't leave the room

Dog chewed shoes, I accidentally left them out. They are my moms too

What about it?

I tried looking for them online and they are sold out ;-;

So this just happened..

What about it?

My leaf blower just sucked up the draw string in my shorts. And of course I can’t take it apart because it has safety screws that I don’t have a bit for. 🤦🏻‍♂️

A family friend’s kid asked me how a brick could play a movie.

Raccoons really are vicious little shits.

My sodastream bottle exploded

Posted this on another Sub but decided to toss in the results after 11-12 hours, Third Degree Oil Burn that looked Hella bad. Second part redeems some of the Sucky parts of the issue with how well my body took it, been through hell in back, its common for my body to take things stronger than usual.