My brother sent me this

Made it through living in cities with 1,000,000+ population and doing grocery shopping on gig apps in crowded stores everyday in 2020-21-22 and most of 2023 without catching COVID. Now, I work in an office with 8 other people. The Walgreens employee actually had to dig up a COVID test for me.

Five day progression of a blown vein.

What about it?

Was stung by a yellowjacket on Sunday and I'm allergic. First attempt by EMT to hook me up to an IV was not a success.

I waited over a year to see The Offspring live, we got through both openings and they canceled for weather, I couldn't find my car in the pouring rain and forgot my phone in a different car.

My pizza cutter broke on my pizza.

Burnt my face while making caramel now I look stupid

What about it?

My mom was making caramel, she asked me to watch it. I took the spatula out off the pan, put my finger to taste it and burnt my finger. It was so painful that I accidentally waved my hand upon my face and put some caramel on my face. This was three days ago and I look stupid. Lesson learned.

In the span of 2 hours I had my bike rip my pants, a nail go though my bike tire and my kickstand randomly break

This Car at the Wacken Festival

Got food poisoning on holiday, now I can't leave the room

Dog chewed shoes, I accidentally left them out. They are my moms too

What about it?

I tried looking for them online and they are sold out ;-;

So this just happened..

What about it?

My leaf blower just sucked up the draw string in my shorts. And of course I can’t take it apart because it has safety screws that I don’t have a bit for. 🤦🏻‍♂️