Happy to have my smile back, crooked that it may be (53F)

What about it?

No makeup selfie. After recovering from Bell's Palsy this year, my smile is a little crooked. I think it may add some character?

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Solidarity with unions

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“Our government sends nearly $4B in military aid to Israel annually, no strings attached. This week the Israeli military invaded a Palestinian city & refugee camp, killed 12 including 4 children, & blocked medical assistance to the injured. We must stop funding these war crimes.” - Cori Bush

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The recent 'Angry ex?' post reminded me of this one I caught on my dashcam a while ago.

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Hit my head on a shelf...

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the ac tech missed a step.

What about it?

the company that came to repair the ceiling said it isn't uncommon for ac techs to pass out while working in the attic. i live in phoenix. that didn't happen in this case. but that sounds pretty sucky.

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dropped a FUCKING BOWLING BALL on the same toe i bruised like 2 weeks ago

What about it?

yeah uh... help. my luck with this toe fucking sucks. first i bruise it so bad the left side is purple and now i accidentally drop a 10lb bowling ball on it right after thats done healing. im surprised it isnt fucking broken at this point

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Found this thing on my desk and I have no idea what it is and it won’t come off

What about it?

Looks like it screwed up the stain or made it melt off in a weird pink color It’s not bubble gum because I haven’t had that in months

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Just opened my car door to get the groceries out.. well...

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Damn

What about it?

Guess I'm not using the stove tonight

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Spilled hot coffee during a drive, ran the curb, hit a wall, burst a tire, and it's not even my car

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