Literally me

First time

Get in quick!!!

Gun guys in

Sit down in a chair

why won't it stop honking

Are you winning son?

Collateral misbehaving in the wake of Japan's YCC change, Fitch's madness, and Janet's heavy coupon calendar - Michael Howell

The typical U.S homebuyer is feeling the pinch with a 20% surge in monthly payment from last year.

What would you do with this if you weren’t a degenerate?

What about it?

Not sure how long to hold this contract. I think Amazon could see another 5-10% gain in the next 2 weeks but not sure how much theta will kill my profit. Going to hold the shares for a while but when should I sell the options?

Paypal right now