All my boys hate cilantro

Poland can't catch a break

The Vikings were to sophisticated, they had to go

The hot fish from Nemo. Sigh.

Vagina women are known to be dramatic during childbirth

The holy lane, BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS

“It’s like a man and a woman had so many babies and abortions together until they found the right phenotypic pick”

"30 eyeballs in his anal cavity"

Truly unfortunate

Go balls deep into Elmo

“That bean doesn’t have a face but it looks so done with others bean’s shit”