We forgot that we left our rake on the side of the house last month. Looks like nature claimed it.

My dog’s toy looks like a giant sperm

German law sixty years ago allowed gambling only if you could not lose more in an hour than you could earn in an hour

This jack adapter plug doesn’t belong here

The packaging on my bag of gummi gubbins is misaligned

Grabbed one of those cheap Yugioh card packs. Came across two that are in Spanish.

This piece of missing sidewalk that looks like texas

My coke came out square.

[OC] This van and it's 19 "Flammable" stickers

I think a frog got stuck in the concrete when they formed this sidewalk

One of my string cheeses is shorter than all the others