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Lazy people did nothing to hurt you!

Jalapeno.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”

A quick guide to how monopolies work, they don't, but you don't have any other choice!

Get the job of your dreams and you’ll never work a day in your life.

I'll take two horse tornados

The Dangers Of Smoking

Please tether your pets during gravity outages

Shut Up and Take my Money.

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