It’s true, that’s how I got married

Roses are red, I never touch grass...

escape into the shadows with a boner

The true history of the world

A sphere of human goo 1km wide.

,,They are long, rectal Chewbacca howls”

A wordsmithed way to describe something bad/underwhelming. Credit to u/ChrisDornerFanCorner.

Two pound meat potato

Feral desert donkeys

So many to choose…

the way i just got called autistic when i was wearing my princess luna cosplay in roblox