Big piss

“Why invent me at all?”

“I’d rather face Allah than be revived by an anal enabler”

“The glory is God’s”

It’s true, that’s how I got married

Roses are red, I never touch grass...

escape into the shadows with a boner

The true history of the world

A sphere of human goo 1km wide.

,,They are long, rectal Chewbacca howls”

A wordsmithed way to describe something bad/underwhelming. Credit to u/ChrisDornerFanCorner.