The banana I just found in my backpack

What about it?

Reaching in for a pen, “what’s this weird leathery thing…”🤢 That’s what I get for grabbing a backpack I haven’t used in over a year.

They're gonna be wondering where that went.

Anyone up for some sink mac and cheese?

Dock workers totalled my car

How my day is going!

Six years ago at work I cut my wrist with a box cutter. Today I dropped shelving on my right foot.

The corner of my tablet where the headphone jack is, was somehow smashed up, just realizing this after downloading a ton of shows before an 11 hour flight

"The closer you get, the slower I drive"

I ordered a Grilled Chicken Wrap from Wendy's. This is what I got.

Saw this on my way home

Hey is this bad

What about it?

This happened a few minutes ago