“ Women need to have low enough standards to date me, but they need to be living Barbie dolls for me to date them! “

Dare I say thee hath activated m'trap card, now send me photographs of thine bosom!

Neck beard "geneticist"...

Literally me

Too late Dad

found in the wild

What about it?

found this little gem in one of those weird ass reddit page suggestions

found in the wild

He looks like a great guy

Henry David Thoreau: A precursor of the neckbeard movement

Speaking to you, Thot

Just take a wild guess at the sub