Where there's a will there's a way. Be creative, DMs love it when you find creative solutions to circumvent their obstacles.

99 hp and a save ain't one...

150 years back pay. You never specified what currency he had to pay you in. Devils in the details, innit?

I'm gonna get sued for sure...

I wonder why that could be.

"if you think public transport should be more accessible, you're just poor" "there are other ways to get around than by car"

My morality is the pinnacle of human achievement, so obviously everyone else is must be lying, but why?

"...abuse of power by angry Democrats who've decided the rule of law doesn't matter anymore."

Loose lips sink ships

"...so close..."

Ben Shapiro, meet Ben Shapiro