"So is it an army of small goblins, or a small army of normal sized goblins?"

What could go wrong?

Level caps are for losers...

Simple problems require simple solutions

My backstory? I was born into this shit...

Sweet find!

Fireball: the warmest welcome you can give.

It's a group effort...

There's only one alignment I fear in game and irl... True Neutral.

The tried and true method...

So sweet your blood sugar will skyrocket...