"Her name was Belinda, and she was blind. But in her last few days, she saw what light love brought."

Why not all three?

"It's nothing personal, but you look squishy."

Well, it would be a shame if that gold reward went to waste, wouldn't it?

"So is it an army of small goblins, or a small army of normal sized goblins?"

What could go wrong?

Level caps are for losers...

Simple problems require simple solutions

My backstory? I was born into this shit...

Sweet find!

Fireball: the warmest welcome you can give.