Revenge was sweet

One of the best choose your own adventure books I've ever read...

Time to raise that DC to 50

To dream the impossible dream...

Life goals.

Wicked harsh stat eaters...

The greatest crossover elf hate in history and I'm here for it...

It was almost as bad as that one time I used, "I dreamed a dream"

"Her name was Belinda, and she was blind. But in her last few days, she saw what light love brought."

Why not all three?

"It's nothing personal, but you look squishy."