They'll never expect mere Boblin to give my infamous 'Wash away the colors' BBEG speech..

They have NEVER forgiven me. I did it ONE TIME.

They'll be fine.. they're tanky! ..Right?

They literally just slapped Darkvision on VHuman and called it a day

Most adventurers never succeeded with their dreams of becoming a hero... the world needs NPCs too.

When the DM gave you what you needed, but …

Big whoops

If your players haven't bought a lordly title, are you really giving them enough treasure?

Don't worry, mimic coins are so last year

Revenge was sweet

One of the best choose your own adventure books I've ever read...