Your average Facebook Market seller

Searching anything in Google on a mobile device gives you this:

You cannot choose the "Not right now" option so it's basically stuck on your screen for eternity. Thanks!

The Arizona heat has caused the touch-activated center console in our car to randomly think the volume is being turned all the way up. The sensor is also stuck in a way that permanently tries to turn off the air conditioner.

Best part is that you can’t just turn the volume back down because it still thinks the increase volume button is being pressed—it has to be turned off completely.

Can she catch up to him?

The Verizon app when I try to cancel my FIOS subscription

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Littering nail clippings in public spaces

yo that’s gross

Got new tires on my car today, came back to my visor mirror broken

Won’t stay up, I’m holding it with one hand lol

Friend found this posted at her job

Somebody hit my car and drove off while I was at college today.

Pulled in and parked within the lines, nobody in front of me or either side. Came out, got in, drove home and found that. Bumper and grille are fucked and need replacing, my deductible is about 1k so that’s coming out of my savings now. No note, nothing. Campus security hadn’t heard anything either. I wouldn’t have even been angry at the person, shit happens and I get it. I just got clipped by a deer a couple weeks ago in a different vehicle (ran out about 5 feet in front of me and nothing I could do). Hell if the damage was a few scratches or something cheaper I’d have taken their name and insurance down and told them I’d probably just fix it myself. Now they’re going to probably get ticketed for being a dumbass.

A friend of a friend is allergic to typing normally

I can't even understand what they're trying to say 😭