I don't know why she thought that would work.

I hate this game

oh no my bike

Does this count?

Oh no, I'm blind

Oof ouch my breasts

Snow bones

Meaver Beaver and at this point I physically can't stop

Oof ouch my bee-rains

All-time early production rate for phenoms (players given at least 1000 PAs at age 22)

As we near the end of August, here is a scatterplot of team win percentages this month and for the season as a whole. How is your team doing this month?