Sounds to me like someone's got a case of "the s'pose'das."

I wanna C U P

"You can't hide from me in this house Bart! I spend 23 hours a day here!"

Favorite pointless argument?

Never let your little brother borrow your stuff.

skill issue

Kid gets mad at me for eating what I want during lunch

He’s got the right spirit

Lost and found

Guessing game we did with kids at work. One kid guessed it to be 6. Even tho we counted six stones with him together and tried to explain, that it certainly must be much more. Six it is.

Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system