Keep it down in there everybody!

Season 8 episode 6

You know fellas, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don’t you?

Yes, well to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork. NOT SOME HOT-DOG ADMISSIONS OFFICER PLAYING BY HIS OWN RULES!!

I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home, crying like a little girl...well, I guess it is a little funny

"Well Bart, How does it feel to be Trolled, Memed, Giffed, and dare I say, Poned?"

SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!

Still not clean. Stink of failure still on me.

It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.

Hey, I don’t remember saying that

No talkin'! No new crap! Takin' Care of Business... NOW!!

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

Say, Cletus, have you seen a couple of kids go by? I don't have such a good memory since I drank my thermometer. But I whittles what I sees....Uh, sometimes I whittles the future.