Koro has taken up a new job as The Gatekeeper

Carpet cleaner (he can still smell the cat vomit that missed the tile)

Just like the old days: I'm just holding the flashlight while the expert is doing all the hard job.

Could he sell you something?

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New dryer repairman taking a break

Sales manager followed me around to help me choose

Food critic

Minerva, assistant lapidarist inspecting some large chunks of jasper that we unearthed on a recent rockhounding mission.

The security guard

Let the cat cook.

Dietitian

Mia offering us advice on meal planning. Apparently we need to eat more fish