Well i guess someone told him that his story lacked thrill

I mean... he's got a point

Hmmmmmmm

wtf

Florida is about to get a mollywhopping

She's never means her when she says the back

Poor timing leads to close call with the wife

I'm just glad they're having fun.

OKAY HELL NO

One less veggie to eat

At least he died regular

He was vegetarian.