Once wasn't enough, he came back for more

He has superhuman reading speed

Pot, meet kettle

That's a lot of Tweets.

What DID China do?

Steve's always well armed against the witless!

THAT'S NOT FAIR!! YOU CHEATED!! *Stamps Feet and Pouts*

How obscene!

Well………That man just got stabbed 28 times verbally

Step 1: Open mouth. Step 2: insert foot. Repeat as necessary

The punches just keep coming