It's so obvious and they still miss it

God isn't real but Isreal

Let it go, Brandon

I'd say being a hypocrite is the biggest turn off of them all

Reading is for suckers

That one might sting a little in the morning.

Once wasn't enough, he came back for more

He has superhuman reading speed

Pot, meet kettle

That's a lot of Tweets.

What DID China do?