babies are not a plaything

Win-win situation

Oof. Colder than that lecture room.

I don’t think I can recall anybody being shot by a cheeseburger

Anti-vaxxers wanting to boycott restaurants they are banned from

The loophole cops don't want you to know

Wait, are they not supposed to do that?

It's so obvious and they still miss it

God isn't real but Isreal

Let it go, Brandon

I'd say being a hypocrite is the biggest turn off of them all