“I appreciate the hesitation though“

Him, while throwing the baby: "YEUCHK!!!"

Big Mama your arm.....

Meanwhile they will try to find the crustiest dustiest mustiest picture whenever a black person is featured on the news

Yeah, yeah, yeah we've been through this recession shit before....just tell me what coupon code I can use to get 10% off on a 2 bedroom brownstone

Let me go focus on my 401k, dawg

As long as we get to MEAT in the middle of the bridge at night.

When you HELP the hamburgerHELPER you should be called CHEF

Hurricanes don’t come by often, I guess

People are filming themselves dancing in the floodwater BTW

They dead dead?

Where are all the good men at?