Am I too Weird

Can someone explain

I spotted this on the floor this morning while taking a stroll. Does anyone know what it is?

Interesting trail cam image from last night

A 26-year old man shoved tampons up his nose and went to sleep. Because he wasn't able to breathe through his nose, he died of suffocation in his sleep.

He has a pet

creature

?

This is a new one for me

Temu sent me like 20 of these things… anyone know what the heck they are?

My name is on the order, but when I look up my orders, there’s no details about what these things are, and I never ordered them!

Found a cryptic twitter account appearing to be posting nonsense

It’s a few years old and I’m curious if anyone knows anything about it? https://twitter.com/RW5kIFRpbWVz

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