Probably one of the insults of continuation I've ever made, on a topic of a guy asking for a mod about good stuff.

From a sub about being self aware

“A chubby bearded Riley Reid”

I mean it's not specifically tailored but ok

Only way he will ever compared to his dad

My neighbor is 3 kids in a trench coat

[Insert dubstep intro here]

It might work

Babbling like a parakeet

He does look like it tho

No words, god tier insult.