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Chess is such a wholesome sport

What do I do in this position? (I'm a chessian)

Google something idk I forgot

This comic panel manages to get an impressive number of things wrong

I got a bad map, a pond spawned in my starting base. How can I win this match still?

if anyone finds a legal way to make this position, ill screenshot the comment and shove it up my ass

Why doesn't he have a queen, is he gay?

Why doesn't he have a queen? Does he lack rizz?

Did this guy just made a chess reference? If you look good you see the word 'chess' in the tumbnail and a chesspawn

What's my first move here?