A friendly reminder to reread your messages before hitting send… my name isn’t Helen

Is she a coke dealer?

I am genuinely so confused at this job title.

Am i doing this Tinder thing right?

Vampires deserve love just as much as any other species.

I was so close to the worst date of my life

Coffee?

I hate it when kids do coke first

When someone's profile picture is something like this (anything but them), what comes to mind?

Self sabotage is all I know

Quantity over quality

Why do I get this error when trying to share a profile?

For context, it’s someone who I’ve matched and am chatting with, so it’s not an inactive/deleted account. Other accounts I try to share work normally — it’s just this account I can’t share.

It’s funny how often these two lines follow each other up