I bought you a surprise for our anniversary

You’ll never find consistency amongst their kind

Welcome to my life

This is concerning

Can someone remove the power lines and poles? Will tip!

Please photoshop these ladies (sister-in-law is far left, sister is second from right) being attacked by a shark, sea monster, etc. The funnier the better!

Could someone get rid of the broom handle, extension cord, and whatever the white bag in the foliage so I can frame this picture of my doggies? Will tip!

Somebody please remove the ceiling fan/smoke detector from the ceiling? Reactivated Facebook for family and would like to use this as an updated profile photo. Will tip, thanks!

Need someone to put a blue moon on my butt

Can anyone make this more modest?

Can someone enhance this photo? Last photo we have of wife’s mother, stuck in frame due to water damage. Previously posted for something different, but wife just wants the photo enhanced so we can print other copies. Will tip.