How’s my bio?

Immediately no.

Was this supposed to sweep me off my feet and into his arms, pussy first? Uh bye

Vroom Vroom!

Bruhhhhh

Atleast try a little harder

Well this is one way to look at it

A walking (or standing ) contradiction

Delta Green is a gold mine for potential distressing memes.

Don't trust the road

He later left the house, only in a body bag after you called an ambulance.

2 weeks ago you just thought he was lighting a leftover firecracker but today when look in his window because no one’s seen him in a while all you see is flys covering the windo

And so on.