In order to make sure Facebook doesn't train robots to copy my behavior, I have to prove that I am not a robot to Facebook.

Trying to put the vacuum cleaner away..

Trying to follow a recipe and the website looks like this

Your package has been shipped!

Got new tires, here is where they parked the car.

Got the call the car was ready for pickup. They parked it just off their property, in a red zone, in front of a towing sign, blocking the fire hydrant.

Ah yes, let me wait around all day for my "appointment". God forbid giving your customer a reasonable time frame.

Just spent 1.5 hours on a sudoku puzzle to find out it’s impossible

textbook for AP psych.

Errrrrr. 260 dollars. I refuse to believe it costs that much to print. Used is 90 minimum… School doesn’t lend copies of the book either.

I’ve used “audio” as my opening word every day since day 1. Thought I’d change things up yesterday.

This response to a planning application for a children's care home...

The blue line is the actual length of the bar inside this wrapper. In the last box the bar was as long as the wrapper. They’re all like this. Fuck you Kellogg’s.