oh sorry, for some reason I never saw this message

I never say when

So I saw the new Super Mario Wonder preview

Super Mario bros wonder he like

Can you really get to Awesomeville via Bolton?

Verily, after years of solitary contentment with a lone standard flavour, pray, what other sundry-hued comestibles hast thou unearthed, featuring a medley of flavours?

Not enough lemon

There's often free trails around cities with big animal statues like this over the summer. Where do they all end up after summer?

Upside down rainbow

Apparently it’s caused by ice crystals rather than rain, I know the summer has been disappointing but didn’t think it was this bad!

Tesco finally admits the truth

Decisions decisions. Which book shall I read first?

Even though I’ve been watching The Young Ones for years, I had no idea this existed. Thanks, Dad.