Best known comeback to PH

came across it on twitter. I hope I'm not a little late.

Only who can beat us in the Champions League?

That is a crucial strike!

Three bad initials in your name

Fleecing the stupids

Makes a great point 😂

Could you please slightly (but not too much!) improve the quality of this picture of me and my mum?

Could someone please remove the leash around my pupper and improve the general quality of the picture as the picture seems pixelated? From India 🇮🇳 ♥

I was recently laid off from my job and need a headshot for my résumé and job boards. Could someone please update this picture to show me wearing a dark blue suit, maybe clean up the bottom of my beard, and perhaps adjust the background as appropriate to something professional and headshot like? TY!

Could someone help me make this into an appropriate linkedin/business picture? Will tip 10 $