Help! why is this a blender?

and why does chess.c*m give me so many blenders?

What do I do in this position????

Figured I should promote a pawn or two

Anyone else feel like Pragg looked younger a few years ago?

Some Russian people stole our subreddit, what should we do?

Some Italian people just stole our subreddit, what should we do?

Some indian retards stole our sub, what do we do?(Totally not a post to gain attention)

Guys what do i do in this position? Am I stupid?

Petition for changing subreddit icon

What do I do in this position (I have a dog)

Huh?