She gudgeon on my pintle till I hinge

Scored 90+, still doesn't even know wtf is an adverb.

Someone stole my favorite drawing

This is not the drawing this is just an example of my work. A couple years back me and about 20 of my “friends” had a really nice magic mushroom party. I decided to spend my trip drawing something based on suggestions from two of my friends one of which was a vampire and the other being a butterfly. I melded the two ideas into what came out being this insanely dark warlock looking entity with butterfly wing shaped mixes of black barely touched with vibrant colors. It was all done with ink. The page was almost all black but the highlights made it look amazing and have it all of its shape and depth. I was so proud of it and to this day it is my favorite piece of art I ever made. I left it in my drawing book and never took a picture because I figured I’d always have it. Months later I left the book at my brothers house for about a week. I came back and grabbed the book. A little while later, maybe a couple days, I went to go sketch something up only to find someone had taken the page with that drawing out of that book. To this day I don’t know who stole it.

Just moved my big screen into the bedroom. Not sure how this even happened.

Maybe we held it too tightly while moving from one mount to the other 🤷🏻‍♀️

Neighbor left a vulgar message for a stolen package....

In the doctor waiting room in pants I’ve worn one other time & see this.

Due to theft my city is going to replace traffic lights with stop signs.

One of my salivary glands decided it likes to produce stones that either get stuck under my tongue or grow too large that they block saliva flow. The gland had to be removed.

My razor handle broke mid shave

My frying pan handle broke

Fml I guess