Asked for a second straw because the first was crimped shut

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I really don't get it. Is moving 2 feet to throw your butt out really that hard to manage?

There are 3 cans at this bus stop and these people still can't throw them away. I am constantly picking up butts off the ground and I'm not even a smoker.

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The film on this food dehydrator goes way under the knob so it can't be removed

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Someone in my family thought this was a good idea

This lamp gets kinda hot when it stays on for long, so naturally it was placed in a candle of all things.

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Sometimes Lyft has some insane prices. This is about an hour drive, in comparison Uber is charging $80 for UberX

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I just wanted to chat!!

Guess they don’t want me to invest in crypto…. Anyone else got any luck with these weird “wrong number” texts? What do they really want?

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I should know better by now, but maybe one time it won’t be a scam?

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Guy wasting perfectly good King Drumsticks while people in other countries can’t even have a loaf of bread.

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Come on dude…

How my grown ass husband uses toothpaste

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Thank you for your loyalty! We’re gonna take more of your money now.

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Thanks Digiorno pizza

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