Oof ouch my handwriting

First official doctor break

Chainsawing done many times before. Low hanging branch. Made a mistake cutting from below. Branch snapped, swung up landed on my right hand. Between the tree branch, my hand, and the chainsaw. 2 broken knuckles, and one other bone in my hand. All I ask is pay for this service if your I experienced.

you can never be too sure

Gotta be careful with that stuff-gluing juice

oof ouch my eyes

That looks about right

Mama Lincoln didn’t raise no fool

Maybe you'll get them next time, azathoth

I apologize for changing the image the first time…

There's a reason the book was hidden away

Open sesame