Did a double take on this one

Never thought I would hear this sentence in my life

I look like a teenager’s fanfic grim reaper

Ice pops

Not a good comparison.

Mark Zuckerberg Legs Saga

“Our server shit the bed”

"a man who would wear your skin like a windbreaker if it benefited him"

"Are We Counting Queenie furiously saucing her taco to the minotaur? Because if she's a voodoo doll..."

The moment your net worth surpasses $1 million, you lose all fear of baskets.

"Plant genitals tend to smell better to us than human genitals"