"Trying to get your asshole to stop hyperventilating"

A comment in response to an article claiming that weed smokers have more heavy metals in their body than the average person

I'd need it to get through the day too if I had that job

She can peal a banana without her hands

I personally would not enjoy this on my person.

Barbaric problems

Copyright Law is above God

from a mildly infuriated redditor

"....Free range socks handcrafted by adorable Bulgarian grandmothers."

Police encounter modified car with bull riding in the passenger seat

https://ground.news/article/police-encounter-modified-car-with-bull-riding-in-the-passenger-seat_d1f904

Did a double take on this one

Never thought I would hear this sentence in my life