This old plushie sitting in a closet behind my couch has been staring at me for months now

"It interests me as much as a kilogram of shit"

Why is the hand sanitizer around my beetle turning orange?

Ever see an extraordinarily hung zombie serial killer get chased by his flying zombie baby?

This entire video was a journey with brand new sentences

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In a post about "sister" having unprotected sex and multiple tattoos

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Sloth Mod.

Cougars are ambushing and killing wolves — and no one knows why.

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