hi what is this i hate it?

i’m in socal and there’s been spiders in my neighborhood making *giant* webs (like 3x3 feet if i had to guess, dunno if that’s big for people who deal with spiders more often lol). i’ve found a couple webs right near my dads house but i found one on his house for the first time today. this guy was like an inch long leg to leg, maybe a little more. i really don’t love them existing near me but my main concern is if they’re dangerous. i saw it hiding in his porch light tonight and i plan to stay the hell away from them regardless but it would be good to know how harmful they are. thank you in advance

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