Peter, what does the Italian speech by the user in red say?

Peter, why do Single Ply users struggle with wiping? And why don't the companies that produce Single Ply allow them to?

What does it mean

Lamp Mario I Mushroom?

PEETAHHH I Need your help, please explain this 🥺

i feel really dumb but why is there a surgeon?

Petah is the joke they have to throw on whatever footwear are closest to the door to get the grocery’s in?

Peeeeetahhhhhhhh

Peetah,What does this mean tbh?

Peter I don’t watch haram cartoons, what’s going on here?

I’m lost