"what the fuck is this" -gordon ramsay

The sausage house.

"Hey Alexa, how do I unsee something?"

The triple threat - it’s a pepperoni pizza slice, garlic knots, and a calzone all in one

Anyone up for watermelon salsa?

This guy in NOLA whose whole schtick is that he prepares your food half naked

They call it the "Slamburger"

Shit a rainbow for $11

Well, I finally did a stupid food. I present 2 hotdog buns with french onion dip, shredded Colby jack cheese, and wavy potato chips crumbs. 6/10 needs more dip and some bacon crumbles.

What are we even doing anymore?

Would you like some Semon with your sushi?