“They would have to give me a muscle relaxer to get my rectum to let go of the seat”

Bratwurst gobbling c*nt

Watch this vapid cockwomble floundering like a guppy in a puddle.

Uh.. yup. This is a sentence now.

r/NCD is a goldmine

Oglethormp

Rust developer Oppenheimer would be a catboy

Source: https://twitter.com/eiritana/status/1697708366586343527?t=2byAds7rxDyAFj5VmEqGpQ&s=19

Context: “What is the weirdest thing that turned you on?”

Senile piss take opportunities

Well -

Me neither